Water Has Feelings Too

Why doesn't water have it's own dispenser at restaurants? I was at Salsa Rico, the USI equivalent of Qdoba, the other day and I got some water that was attached to some blue Powerade. I did what everyone does and held down the little water lever for an extra 5 seconds without putting my cup under it to wash out the Powerade that was already in the dispenser. It still didn't help. My water had an awful aftertaste of Powerade, and gosh darn I was seething, to say the least. I mean, is it really that hard for water to have it's own dispenser? It bothers me. If/when I become famous for whatever I end up doing, I am making a PSA for this. I imagine it will go something like this:

"Hi, I'm (actor, teacher, writer, rapper, dictator, and/or scientist) Cory Bess. Every year, approximately everyone who ever existed has been consistently disappointed with one thing. Not having water dispensers in our restaurants is causing worldwide problems. Let's let water have it's own dispenser. THE MORE YOU KNOW."

Yeah.. something like that. Is it perfect? No, but it certainly gets the message across.

Now that's out of the way, welcome back! It's my second blog. If you're reading this, it's probably because I told you to and you're either really nice or you pity me and want to make me feel better. Either way, I don't care! At least you're reading. As always, tell you're friends to stop by.

I hate commercials that have nothing to do with the product it's trying to sell. What does a woman fighting robots with a sword have to do with a phone? I'm going to guess not a whole lot. Then again, I'm no expert.

Random, but life is good right now. Really really good. Everything seems to be going exactly how it should be. It's pretty fantastic.

So, I want my blog to be a mix of goofy and random things that I think about and observe and maybe occasionally something serious, but only when I am really feeling it. I promise it won't happen often. I feel like people see and read things about politics, education, our economy and horrible events that I don't want that to be read here. So thanks for reading, tell your friends and keep coming back! It can only get better.