What if Jesus Was a Ginger?

This one is for you Michael. He's a ginger. And he smokes. Gross. But we love him.

So, what IF Jesus was a ginger? Instead of jumping right into the massive ocean of a question that this is, let's dip in our feet first. There might be sharks, and you can never be too careful.

First things first, we all know Jesus died for our sins. That's a given. We also know that if we didn't sin, Jesus would have died for nothing. So let's keep it up, America. Anyway, we also have the knowledge that gingers have no souls. If you don't know that, watch South Park. If you don't want to watch it because you think it's "dirty" and "immoral", then I feel sorry for you.

So, if the man who lives in Heaven was a ginger, and gingers have no souls therefore sending them to hell, what would have happened? Would he be given a free pass due to his Dad being sorta big up there, or do the rules of gingerism apply to all people? Could Jesus have gone to Hell?

No. There was no red hair in the Middle East. This situation is highly improbable.