Have we gotten to the point of relying so much on the Internet that we are supposed to capitalize (B)blog? I have no idea. I’m not going to.
Welcome to my first blogging post. Ever. Few things about me. My name is Cory Bess. I am a sophomore at the University of Southern Indiana. I am a Theatre major. I have dreams. That about cover it? Sure, what the hell. You’ll learn more along the way. See what I did there? Now you are intrigued, and you must read more. I should be a psychology major with the way I am messing with your heads. And besides, if you’ve read this far, you might as well keep going.
I named this blog Who’s Butt Is This because last year, I was sitting in my dorm room with my roommates and we were thinking of names for a sketch comedy/improv group. My roommate Jared suggested Who’s Butt Is This. We laughed really hard for no apparent reason. We found it funny. If we ever end up doing that, it will be our name. I found it appropriate for my blog title because it’s random and so am I.
The purpose of my blog is to entertain. I enjoy entertaining. Imagine me interpretive dancing to (insert funny and or awesome song here). See? You are entertained. I win.
This blog will be about myself and my observations. Don’t expect political views, juicy gossip or tales of excitement. In fact, don’t expect anything at all. Just read, and don’t question it. Shit, I’m sounding political. Retract that last statement.
I like random things. I have random observations and my mind works in mysterious ways. Boy, does that not just leave you wanting more?
I was sitting on my couch in my apartment today and I was pondering.. Why can’t I just start something and be somebody? I want to be known, or at the very least get my name out there. I got it down to three things. I will make a list. I love lists.
1. Write a blog.
2. Learn to play the drums.
3. Start a sketch comedy group.
It doesn’t necessarily have to be in that order, but I really wanted to write about it first. Now you know why I wanted to start this blog. I just can’t sit on my ass anymore and wait for people to start recognizing me. I’m not the son of a celebrity or a child of Bristol Palin. I have to make my own fame.
My roommate is playing a video game right now. He seems to get pleasure and joy out of murdering people and deer in the woods. He wants to be a doctor. People, take your kids to another hospital.
I think I’ll shoot for a new update once a week. Or whenever I feel like it. My writing is really choppy and comes in short bursts, as evidenced by my short and random paragraphs. Don’t let that discourage you. I sometimes flow. This is only the beginning.
Welcome to my first blogging post. Ever. Few things about me. My name is Cory Bess. I am a sophomore at the University of Southern Indiana. I am a Theatre major. I have dreams. That about cover it? Sure, what the hell. You’ll learn more along the way. See what I did there? Now you are intrigued, and you must read more. I should be a psychology major with the way I am messing with your heads. And besides, if you’ve read this far, you might as well keep going.
I named this blog Who’s Butt Is This because last year, I was sitting in my dorm room with my roommates and we were thinking of names for a sketch comedy/improv group. My roommate Jared suggested Who’s Butt Is This. We laughed really hard for no apparent reason. We found it funny. If we ever end up doing that, it will be our name. I found it appropriate for my blog title because it’s random and so am I.
The purpose of my blog is to entertain. I enjoy entertaining. Imagine me interpretive dancing to (insert funny and or awesome song here). See? You are entertained. I win.
This blog will be about myself and my observations. Don’t expect political views, juicy gossip or tales of excitement. In fact, don’t expect anything at all. Just read, and don’t question it. Shit, I’m sounding political. Retract that last statement.
I like random things. I have random observations and my mind works in mysterious ways. Boy, does that not just leave you wanting more?
I was sitting on my couch in my apartment today and I was pondering.. Why can’t I just start something and be somebody? I want to be known, or at the very least get my name out there. I got it down to three things. I will make a list. I love lists.
1. Write a blog.
2. Learn to play the drums.
3. Start a sketch comedy group.
It doesn’t necessarily have to be in that order, but I really wanted to write about it first. Now you know why I wanted to start this blog. I just can’t sit on my ass anymore and wait for people to start recognizing me. I’m not the son of a celebrity or a child of Bristol Palin. I have to make my own fame.
My roommate is playing a video game right now. He seems to get pleasure and joy out of murdering people and deer in the woods. He wants to be a doctor. People, take your kids to another hospital.
I think I’ll shoot for a new update once a week. Or whenever I feel like it. My writing is really choppy and comes in short bursts, as evidenced by my short and random paragraphs. Don’t let that discourage you. I sometimes flow. This is only the beginning.
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